New Signing Imminent!

The Jim Jefferies Blue and White Army ranks are shortly about to swell by at least one when Allan Auld, webmaster of the best unofficial site on the net, finally agrees a deal that will see transfer target Yvonne Saldate sign on the dotted line to become Mrs Yvonne Auld and the newest member of our team.

Sly dog Auld has kept his cards firmly close to his chest on this one, and while it was generally know that he had been courting Saldate's signature for some time, it has still came as a bit of a surprise that personal terms have been sorted out so swiftly.

We spoke to Allan earlier today and he said: "I'm pretty much over the moon at the moment that Yvonne has said yes. She's bright, she's beautiful and she read the History of Kilmarnock FC book without me asking her to, what else can you ask for?"

It is not yet know whether the deal will be concluded before the next transfer window closes but it is expected that Auld will parade his new signing before the fans in early November before the Dunfermline match. I doubt Yvonne will say "Jim Jefferies Blue and White Army is the army I've always wanted to join", but you never know!