Notes: I first started playing football on the mean streets of Shortlees with an orange, where I developed my skill. At the tender age of nine I stole my first football and I haven't looked back since. After being expelled from Kilmarnock Academy in 1994, I entered the soccer wilderness, before being salvaged from the scrap heap by the Squirrels in 2002. Even with the handicap of not being able to see 15 feet in front of me, I have still managed to establish myself as a regular in the Squirrels midfield.