Pompey Repatriated Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 I've had a BMW (no surprise) beep there horn to pass me going DOWNHILL! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorro Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 10 hours ago, Scooby_Doo said: Well, it mentions not riding two abreast round corners, but that presumably is to protect the cyclist from oncoming traffic that might have crossed the centre line. It wouldn't be for overtaking, since motorists wouldn't overtake on a corner, would they? The other two situations referenced are busy and narrow roads. What defines busy or narrow we are not told. My cyclist friends are well aware of the road markings, and I'm well aware of the Highway Code, so I can ignore that bit. I'm glad I made you Google how blood gets to the brain to prove your absurd notion that a cycle helmet would restrict the blood flow to my head. It's ten minutes of your life you'll never get back, so it's given me a chuckle. As for your last wee rant - I don't have clacking shoes, body odour or obscene clothing. Nor do I go into the pub if I'm on a bike ride. I don't have a beard or a Fair Isle jumper. It's really quite a specific description - did someone fitting that description pump your missus once Andy Murray was finished? The idea a cyclists could pump anyone is laughable. They all struggle to get an erection due to their stupid little seats and most are infetrtile too. And that's before you even consider their foul body odour, shaved legs and inability to chat about anything except bikes or Sir Brad Wiggly. No woman in their right mind would consider sleeping with them. Thanks Scoobs, you've given me a right laugh to start the week. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby_Doo Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 I'll take that as a yes then. At least we know the source of your angst now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorro Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Scooby_Doo said: I'll take that as a yes then. At least we know the source of your angst now. I'll take your reply as proof those prissy little hats cut of the oxygen supply to the brain. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Narcissists who continue pointless debates because they're never wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bKb Posted September 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Cushions on a bed. They lift them aff at night, and put them on in the morning. Weirdos! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bKb Posted September 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Plastic fitba pitches! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killie1984 Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Flying down a steep country hill and there's someone out with thier dug on one of those extendy lead things blocking the entire road. You have to grind to a halt whilst they faff about reeling the dug in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Folk who paint over their sockets and light switches instead of masking them off. That's just wrong! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bKb Posted September 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 48 minutes ago, Scooter said: Folk who paint over their sockets and light switches instead of masking them off. That's just wrong! Or jist screw them loose first better job but hey it's their hoose and we don't have to look at it. Decorated pavements and windaes in Patna on the other hand...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Repatriated Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 8 hours ago, bKb said: Cushions on a bed. They lift them aff at night, and put them on in the morning. Weirdos! This. Very much this. Bad enough in a hotel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Repatriated Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 7 hours ago, Scooter said: Folk who paint over their sockets and light switches instead of masking them off. That's just wrong! Or just paint around them. 7 hours ago, Killie1984 said: Flying down a steep country hill and there's someone out with thier dug on one of those extendy lead things blocking the entire road. You have to grind to a halt whilst they faff about reeling the dug in. Not had this but have had to swerve a pothole coming downhill at speed. Bike started fish tailing and I thought "crap I'm going off here" luckily it straightened up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lroy Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Did a cyclist shag your missus or something, @Zorro? Jeez. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorro Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 16 hours ago, Lroy said: Did a cyclist shag your missus or something, @Zorro? Jeez. Resorting to stealing Scooby's pish, poor, patter; what a minter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby_Doo Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 It was Andy Murray, riding a bicycle, on the 3G pitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lroy Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Zorro said: Resorting to stealing Scooby's pish, poor, patter; what a minter. So... Yes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caldow Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Dumbing down! I f**king hate it. Like changing Appletise to Appletiser just because folk were stupid and couldn't say it properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caldow Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 (edited) Oh no you've got me started .... Sensationalism - like the ITV news. f**k sake. And Interviewing stupid eyewitnesses who have f**k all to add - like the other week on Scotland Today "Ah never actually saw the lorry crashing - but I heard the screech and looked oot the windae" . He then proceeded to describe the scene which was exactly like the picture on the telly. Journalism?? f**k sake Tailgating - f**king stupid c**ts I think I'm a fairly easygoing guy but... f**k sake Edited September 20, 2017 by Caldow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prahakillie Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, Caldow said: I think I'm a faulty easygoing guy but... f**k sake yes, a few glitches in the easygoing mode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caldow Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Prahakillie said: yes, a few glitches in the easygoing mode. Freudian slip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorro Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 On 19/09/2017 at 1:42 PM, Scooby_Doo said: It was Andy Murray, riding a bicycle, on the 3G pitch. Andy can only perform on grass, you fanboys should know that. On 19/09/2017 at 5:12 PM, Lroy said: So... Yes? Conclusive proof that erectile dysfunction makes you dumb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lroy Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 44 minutes ago, Zorro said: Conclusive proof that erectile dysfunction makes you dumb Yer maw wasn't complaining. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Zorro said: Andy can only perform on grass, you fanboys should know that. How do you figure that one? The grass season lasts about a month. The rest is clay, hard or carpet (posh lino) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewWylie Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 On 12/09/2017 at 9:39 AM, bKb said: Why are they stopping me every day just before or just after 9pm to cross adults across the road? I'm not a peeper but I very nearly peeped this morning after being stopped a second time. Feel free to add what gets on your tits. When I was at school I told the teacher that's the job I wanted to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Superscot Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 People walking around with their faces stuck in their phones. Why should they assume that I will get out of THEIR way, rather than look where they are going? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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