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18 minutes ago, langlands_killie said:

Apologises for another thread but im getting ready for my work just now and there is a spring in my step. Im going to milk every second today with the large number of weegies / plastic paddys / glory hunters / closet bigots etc etc in my work. Enjoy the day everyone wherever you may be  

Same here. Office will be fun.

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5 hours ago, langlands_killie said:

Apologises for another thread but im getting ready for my work just now and there is a spring in my step. Im going to milk every second today with the large number of weegies / plastic paddys / glory hunters / closet bigots etc etc in my work. Enjoy the day everyone wherever you may be  

Well Said Mike

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13 hours ago, langlands_killie said:

Apologises for another thread but im getting ready for my work just now and there is a spring in my step. Im going to milk every second today with the large number of weegies / plastic paddys / glory hunters / closet bigots etc etc in my work. Enjoy the day everyone wherever you may be  

When I see THIS MORNING I think of holly willobooby with stockings on ffs

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Spoke to Celtic fan today and asked if he felt better.

Asked what i meant as he was OK.

Said "I thought you were sick over the weekend."

"Naw, No me."

"Are you sure?" I said. "Cos seemed to be a lot of sick folk in Ayrshire at weekend"

"Didnae know that"....."Is it that Australian flu or something?"

"No. Some sort of African Congolese Flu"

"Congolese Flu?" he asked "Never heard of it."

"Aye......flew into the net"

His face was a picture of sheer disgust and being lost for words.....turned to a Rankers fan and said "You's are p"sh. Imagine getting beat fae Hibs"

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