BigRonFaeTheQueenVic Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 (edited) The mission is to head back in time to the dark distant dismal evening of 30th September 2017. Killie are bottom of the league without a win and have just lost to RossCo after an insipid performance. They have of course also been humiliated by A*r & Celtic Reserves in the League Cup You need to head to a local pub, find a group of f**ked off Killie supporters and convince them of the following - On 3rd April Killie will be 5th in the table. Unbeaten in FIVE against the Ugly Sisters. TWELVE points clear of the split with a game in hand. SIX points clear of 6th with a game in hand. Closer in points to Aberdeen than Hamilton. Less defeats than Rangers and same number as Aberdeen. Fans will be hotly debating which one of McCulloch's donkey signings - Broadfoot, Power, O'Donnell or Brophy - could be Player Of The Season. Jones is destroying teams single handed when all clicks for him. The fat striker that keeps talking about Rangers in the media is the league's top scorer and has been restored as a Killie Legend. We're having a 7 month spell of enjoying one of the best midfielder's we've ever had at the club. Fans are genuinely gutted that we might not catch Hibs in 4th - after they've had an absolute cracker of a season too. The nucleus of next season's team is already signed up and in place. The speakers in the Frank Beattie stand have been fixed and Gavin Wallace is back in place. Unfortunately Donald Trump and the BBC Sportsound crew are still in place. You can't have it all! Once the message has been passed you may return to the present day unless the men in white coats catch you first. Edited April 3, 2018 by BigRonFaeTheQueenVic 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby_Doo Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Great Scott!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 I was sat in a pub in marmaris watching the scores come in during that county game and was resigned to relegation. Got back in time for Thistle away and it wss night and day. Both in the stands and on the park. Saturday was the first game id missed since thistle and i was genuinely gutted. Been a while since missing a run of the mill home game felt like that. Long may it continue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigD'sGingerLorry Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 And when they laugh in your face and ask you "How the f*** is that gonnae happen?" you draw them in closer and whisper in their ear three little words Sir Steve Clarke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdevoy Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 12 hours ago, BigRonFaeTheQueenVic said: You need to head to a local pub, find a group of f**ked off Killie supporters and convince them of the following - ........................ They would have phoned for the men with white coats........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdevoy Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 We were 10 points behind Hibs now we are only 6. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skygod Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 1 minute ago, gdevoy said: We were 10 points behind Hibs now we are only 6. Nine, with a game in hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieBus Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 What is the highest number of points we have had in the twelve team top league? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_geezer Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 40 minutes ago, gdevoy said: We were 10 points behind Hibs now we are only 6. We were level with them at the beginning of the season. Downhill ever since 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 18 minutes ago, KillieBus said: What is the highest number of points we have had in the twelve team top league? in 1998/99 we got 56 but only played 36 games in a 10 team league. 57 in 2002/2003 with 38 games in a 12 team league. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmcc Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Since then Celtic have taken 51 points. We've taken 46. Thats wild Edited April 4, 2018 by fmcc Thought we'd played a game less, turns out they've played the same as us..... the pricks. Still wild 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieBus Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 16 minutes ago, Squirrelhumper said: in 1998/99 we got 56 but only played 36 games in a 10 team league. 57 in 2002/2003 with 38 games in a 12 team league. Thanks. Beating 57 points should be the aim - makes it all about what we do rather than other teams. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdevoy Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 35 minutes ago, fmcc said: Since then Celtic have taken 51 points. We've taken 46. Thats wild Considering Celtic's budget is 10 or is it 20 times that of KFC, that is as you say, wild. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullitt Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 1 hour ago, gdevoy said: Considering Celtic's budget is 10 or is it 20 times that of KFC, that is as you say, wild. 18 times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrestersKtid Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 3 hours ago, KillieBus said: Thanks. Beating 57 points should be the aim - makes it all about what we do rather than other teams. It'd be good to beat Hibs and aberdeen aswell. Means we'd have beaten every team this season. No sure the last time we've done that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRonFaeTheQueenVic Posted April 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 10 hours ago, Squirrelhumper said: I was sat in a pub in marmaris watching the scores come in during that county game and was resigned to relegation. Got back in time for Thistle away and it wss night and day. Both in the stands and on the park. Saturday was the first game id missed since thistle and i was genuinely gutted. Been a while since missing a run of the mill home game felt like that. Long may it continue. That was a strange old day. Everything felt a bit disconnected and inevitable, a bit like watching the Villa slow train crash on MOTD last season. Not a bad time to be in Marmaris! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdevoy Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 15 hours ago, BigRonFaeTheQueenVic said: That was a strange old day. Everything felt a bit disconnected and inevitable, a bit like watching the Villa slow train crash on MOTD last season. Not a bad time to be in Marmaris! I can still remember the Rosco game. We just gave them the ball and retreated to our own final third. We made them look like world beaters and we did not seem to have anything to offer. Against Thistle it was like night and day. Whenever a Thistle player got possession he was instantly mobbed by 3 Killie players and had nowhere to go. I can still remember watching Rory busting a gut chasing a long loose ball out of defence out their half he would have given up on totally the previous week. He caught up with it just before it crossed the by line out of play and it just summed up the change for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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