historyman Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 I’m not getting these curry jokes and I feel a bit thick. Can someone please tell me what I am missing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrangodog Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 minute ago, historyman said: I’m not getting these curry jokes and I feel a bit thick. Can someone please tell me what I am missing? Been thick a few times after a curry. ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAG Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, historyman said: I’m not getting these curry jokes and I feel a bit thick. Can someone please tell me what I am missing? The T key. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historyman Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, RAG said: The T key. Ah right. Fat fingers and bad eyesight is a bad combination! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fankle Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 Irish scientist Mary Ward was the first person to die in an automobile accident. Sadly I don't believe she ever made it to a Killie game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetfitter Posted November 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 11/28/2020 at 10:08 AM, historyman said: Curry Sark launched at Dumbarton. Now the only clipper ship left in the world. And I always thought it was built in Dundee. As it went down the slipway it collided with a shipyard worker who was quite badly injured. He was in a korma for a week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpetree Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 (edited) Leo Tolstoy's novel War and Peace is published in complete book form, in Russia. Readers complain that finishing it takes longer than an SPFL enquiry Edited November 30, 2020 by Trumpetree 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Superscot Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 11/28/2020 at 4:00 PM, Killiepies said: Ulysses S Grant was inaugurated as the 18th President of the United States Subject to allegations of voter fraud? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Superscot Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 Bryan Adams wrote a song commemorating it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrangodog Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Jimmy Superscot said: Bryan Adams wrote a song commemorating it... That's no DHL, that's the Pony Express. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Repatriated Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 (edited) On 11/28/2020 at 11:43 AM, Lroy said: City of Adelaide (formerly of the maritime museum in Irvine) still exists. It's in Adelaide now and still in a right state. My dad used to give tours round it Edited November 30, 2020 by Pompey Repatriated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Repatriated Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 11/29/2020 at 1:51 PM, RAG said: I've got (bad) feeling bottled Staropramen is now brewed in the UK.. Yes in Burton-upon-Trent. Where my Grandpa was from 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lroy Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 14 hours ago, Pompey Repatriated said: My dad used to give tours round it I had a tour round it when I was a kid. Could have been him. I remember them talking about the big plans they had to fix it for the millennium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAG Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 16 hours ago, Lroy said: I had a tour round it when I was a kid. Could have been him. I remember them talking about the big plans they had to fix it for the millennium. That sounds like a (not so) big (and rejected in the end ,for something that's now completely useless) idea? Should have fixed the old boat and tattooed a, 'welcome to the 21c - it's going to be ****' sign in outer space with lasers instead.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Jakey Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 1869.......last time MJ told the truth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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