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There was a post on the SLO Facebook about St Johnstone appointing a poet.

So can anyone come up with some could Killie 'poetry'.

This was my attempt strangely removed from the FB post:

'There was a team called Killie

Who's "ex" chairman was awfully silly

He pissed of the fans

And wouldnt hold up his hands

And say I've been a right titty...'

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There once was a lawyer named Johnston

On visiting our fine club thought ''I want some''

Jamie thought he was sound

Johnston paid him a pound

Now his retirement plan is a fine sum

 

There once was a lawyer named MJ

In The Park was enjoying the buffet

He thought ''what the hell''

''I'll just have this hotel''

''If the peasants want grub they can pay me''.

 

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The forum has changed in its format,
A welcome development at last.
And as we all move forward, 
We simultaneously think of the past. 

Such sad moments as losing cup finals,
And thinking about The Ref who we miss,
The crumbling of our once mighty club,
Our chairman is taking the p1ss.

Through tough times we rely on our humour,
"Who haggis", "Dutch wives" stifle moans,
Roadkill squirrels were made famous,
And we learned that valves frequent zones.

Ahead of us life is uncertain,
Because MJ and politics divide,
But let us remember what unites us:
Following Killie- a most bumpy ride. 

So here's to a more jolly future,
Where we hopefully see our team rise.
But if, as predicted we falter,
At least we still have Killie pies. 
 

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