Killie1984 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 There was a post on the SLO Facebook about St Johnstone appointing a poet. So can anyone come up with some could Killie 'poetry'. This was my attempt strangely removed from the FB post: 'There was a team called Killie Who's "ex" chairman was awfully silly He pissed of the fans And wouldnt hold up his hands And say I've been a right titty...' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefan27 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 There once was a striker named Tope Whose playing style was a bit dopey The fans got annoyed But he was faster than Boyd Though like Josh his shooting was ropey... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bKb Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 There once was a lawyer named Johnston On visiting our fine club thought ''I want some'' Jamie thought he was sound Johnston paid him a pound Now his retirement plan is a fine sum There once was a lawyer named MJ In The Park was enjoying the buffet He thought ''what the hell'' ''I'll just have this hotel'' ''If the peasants want grub they can pay me''. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorro Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) Wounded squirrel farewell golden showers too late -the crow has flown. Edited March 24, 2016 by Zorro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LH31 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Aberdeen is red, Killie is blue Does Bowie and Johnston look like a carve up to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 If only... ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
virtuocity Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 The forum has changed in its format, A welcome development at last. And as we all move forward, We simultaneously think of the past. Such sad moments as losing cup finals, And thinking about The Ref who we miss, The crumbling of our once mighty club, Our chairman is taking the p1ss. Through tough times we rely on our humour, "Who haggis", "Dutch wives" stifle moans, Roadkill squirrels were made famous, And we learned that valves frequent zones. Ahead of us life is uncertain, Because MJ and politics divide, But let us remember what unites us: Following Killie- a most bumpy ride. So here's to a more jolly future, Where we hopefully see our team rise. But if, as predicted we falter, At least we still have Killie pies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker71 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Our team is known as the Killie But our last managers choice was silly and finally he was given the dunt Now many points we must hunt Cos our hotel thieving ex chairman is a ..... Sorry not much of a poet but.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker71 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 On 24/03/2016 at 8:53 AM, Zorro said: Wounded squirrel farewell golden showers too late -the crow has flown. that's a bit modern Zorro - go on give us a limerick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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