Bullitt Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 That reminds me of a player that played for Hibernian a while back who was so bad they called him "The Mali magician". His Wikipedia page at one stage said he scored a backheeled volley from just inside his own half. Was comical reading. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Lroy said: Head tit rhino bacon Nobhead tit chariot Oh, Titanic head born Excellent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asasaid Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 Archi Totti Knobhead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby_Doo Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Dillinger said: I've edited his Wikipedia entry to mention his Champions League winning spell at Barcelona, as I thought it odd there was no mention. That's the thing with Wikipedia, you can't trust anything on there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinotenda_Chibharo He wasn't at Barcelona, it was Real Madrid - he said so himself. Hilariously, he himself says his nickname was Blockhead! We are also not the only ones to have asked this question - see this Reddit post from a few years back (hint - Man City had never heard of him) This picture is from his 'current' Serbian team - I wasn't sure if it was him but I needed two monitors to accommodate that napper so I think it is him. If the Reddit post is genuine, I think this might be a guy who was at uni in the States, and hasn't made it. He's now kidding on the media back home that he's made it in the UK, when it would appear he's just at it. Perhaps he's another cousin of George Weah? I too have also updated his wiki page to reflect his true profession. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fletch Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 He seems to have won his move to Serbia by "starring" for an English Zimbabwean select u17 side in a tournament, he seems to have been around the age of 23/24 at the time that would probably be why he looks better than the other boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby_Doo Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 21 hours ago, Lroy said: Head tit rhino bacon Nobhead tit chariot Oh, Titanic head born He's only an 'n' and an apostrophe away from Nintendo Bitch O'Hara. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJA Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 Check this out... the guy made a fake CV to get signed by a Serbian club. Top Class 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiekranky Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Surely we are due a development fee ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asasaid Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 £3 million I've heard (or f-off) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz of the 20/20 Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) http://www.sportbible.com/football/weird-zimbabwean-footballer-claims-to-have-captained-manchester-city-u21s-20180719 his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. Edited July 20, 2018 by Gaz of the 20/20 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 17 minutes ago, Gaz of the 20/20 said: http://www.sportbible.com/football/weird-zimbabwean-footballer-claims-to-have-captained-manchester-city-u21s-20180719 his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. He's a midfielder now, is he? Also, someone's been busy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 24 minutes ago, Gaz of the 20/20 said: http://www.sportbible.com/football/weird-zimbabwean-footballer-claims-to-have-captained-manchester-city-u21s-20180719 his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. Wait...what? Video thumbnail = 9 Wiki = 9 one of the claimed players in the video...23? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killie alan Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Get him done for fraud trying to impersonate a killie player!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 14 minutes ago, Killie alan said: Get him done for fraud trying to impersonate a killie player!!!! In fairness we have had quite a few, who were actually here, that you could say the same about... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Just now, Wrangodog said: Too many could be done for that before SC arrived. Great minds... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullitt Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Gaz of the 20/20 said: his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. I should bloody hope so!! Sporting advantage having that napper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiekranky Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHmvFu3hPf0 Tino talks candidly about his career with Zimbabwean radio, including his controversial time at Kilmarnock and the acrimonious parting after accusations he had been using a performance enhancing forehead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cammy_boy Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Somebody should uodate his wiki page to say... "30 yard heider goal specialist." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelieveToAchieve Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, cammy_boy said: "30 yard heid. Goal specialist." Fixed that for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dabunias Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 12 hours ago, Gaz of the 20/20 said: http://www.sportbible.com/football/weird-zimbabwean-footballer-claims-to-have-captained-manchester-city-u21s-20180719 his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. Love that almost 3 minutes in he runs out of even passable moments and shows him picking up a loose ball from someone and then just running into another player and losing the ball Also when it said some headers before hand I was wondering if the were record attempts for longest headed goals from inside his own box, not 2 yard taps that he wasn't even aiming at teammates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All the Wine Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 That promo video is amazing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave80 Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 14 hours ago, Gaz of the 20/20 said: http://www.sportbible.com/football/weird-zimbabwean-footballer-claims-to-have-captained-manchester-city-u21s-20180719 his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. My favourite bit is at 1 minute 51 seconds. A great moment in the history of football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz of the 20/20 Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Dave80 said: My favourite bit is at 1 minute 51 seconds. A great moment in the history of football. Just watched that. Absolutely tremendous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asasaid Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Get him back NOW and playing in the first team, that 4 minute video showed more time on the ball, forward passing and tackling without giving away stupid penalties/freekicks more than we got from Steven Smith in his last 24 months with us .... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetfitter Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 (edited) Utterly surreal s**t. Plenty of c**ts out there on seriously strong Class As. Edited July 21, 2018 by carpetfitter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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