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That reminds me of a player that played for Hibernian a while back who was so bad they called him "The Mali magician".

His Wikipedia page at one stage said he scored a backheeled volley from just inside his own half. Was comical reading.

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9 hours ago, Dillinger said:

I've edited his Wikipedia entry to mention his Champions League winning spell at Barcelona, as I thought it odd there was no mention. That's the thing with Wikipedia, you can't trust anything on there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinotenda_Chibharo

He wasn't at Barcelona, it was Real Madrid - he said so himself.

Hilariously, he himself says his nickname was Blockhead!

We are also not the only ones to have asked this question - see this Reddit post from a few years back (hint - Man City had never heard of him)

This picture is from his 'current' Serbian team - I wasn't sure if it was him but I needed two monitors to accommodate that napper so I think it is him.

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If the Reddit post is genuine, I think this might be a guy who was at uni in the States, and hasn't made it. He's now kidding on the media back home that he's made it in the UK, when it would appear he's just at it. Perhaps he's another cousin of George Weah?

I too have also updated his wiki page to reflect his true profession.

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He seems to have won his move to Serbia by "starring" for an English Zimbabwean select u17 side in a tournament, he seems to have been around the age of 23/24 at the time that would probably be why he looks better than the other boys.

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21 hours ago, Lroy said:

Head tit rhino bacon
Nobhead tit chariot
Oh, Titanic head born

He's only an 'n' and an apostrophe away from Nintendo Bitch O'Hara.

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17 minutes ago, Gaz of the 20/20 said:

http://www.sportbible.com/football/weird-zimbabwean-footballer-claims-to-have-captained-manchester-city-u21s-20180719

his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. 

 

He's a midfielder now, is he?

 

Also, someone's been busy...

 

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24 minutes ago, Gaz of the 20/20 said:

http://www.sportbible.com/football/weird-zimbabwean-footballer-claims-to-have-captained-manchester-city-u21s-20180719

his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. 

 

Wait...what?

Video thumbnail = 9

Wiki = 9

one of the claimed players in the video...23?

 

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14 minutes ago, Killie alan said:

Get him done for fraud trying to impersonate a killie player!!!!

In fairness we have had quite a few, who were actually here, that you could say the same about...

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1 hour ago, Gaz of the 20/20 said:

his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. 

I should bloody hope so!! 

Sporting advantage having that napper. 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHmvFu3hPf0

Tino talks candidly about his career with Zimbabwean radio, including his controversial time at Kilmarnock and the acrimonious parting after accusations he had been using a performance enhancing forehead.

 

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12 hours ago, Gaz of the 20/20 said:

http://www.sportbible.com/football/weird-zimbabwean-footballer-claims-to-have-captained-manchester-city-u21s-20180719

his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. 

 

Love that almost 3 minutes in he runs out of even passable moments and shows him picking up a loose ball from someone and then just running into another player and losing the ball 

Also when it said some headers before hand I was wondering if the were record attempts for longest headed goals from inside his own box, not 2 yard taps that he wasn't even aiming at teammates.

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14 hours ago, Gaz of the 20/20 said:

http://www.sportbible.com/football/weird-zimbabwean-footballer-claims-to-have-captained-manchester-city-u21s-20180719

his promo video is something else, couple of headers and 5 yard passes. We should give this clown a trial and make his dreams a reality. 

 

My favourite bit is at 1 minute 51 seconds. A great moment in the history of football.

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Get him back NOW and playing in the first team, that 4 minute video showed more time on the ball, forward passing and tackling without giving away stupid penalties/freekicks more than we got from Steven Smith in his last 24 months with us .... :32:

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