Mogwai Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 3 hours ago, NFL12 said: Hitachi SEMs? Yes indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorro Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Logistics manager with overall responsibility for refreshment and nutrition coordination, working at the backend for a multinational Fortune 500 company in the service industry. It gives me plenty of time to post on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelE1869 Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Deskside Support at GSK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bKb Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) On 18/03/2016 at 7:49 PM, CLANCY2KTID said: Not as often as I'd like, it's the highlight of the calender. when you tell your customer ''you need a new Zone Valve'' do you keep a straight face or do you giggle like a wean that's just farted in class? Edited March 23, 2016 by bKb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 7 hours ago, bKb said: when you tell your customer ''you need a new Zone Valve'' do you keep a straight face or do you giggle like a wean that's just farted in class? As a dedicated professional I only concentrate on making sure the zone valves of the world are treated with the admiration they deserve and maintained properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennykillie Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) Retired on 29th February! Playing golf; walking; cycling and generally having a good time. Edited March 23, 2016 by Dennykillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Used to teach, in Castlemilk, Singapore, Norwich and Brussels. Now retired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiecal Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Student studying sports journalism. Recently left a job -could be doing with one just now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Used to work full time in an office and it bored the tits off me. With mortgage payed off and no debt, I now work 3 days a week driving a van and I love it. Life is to short to work like a dog and grumble. Live within your means and go out and enjoy life and be happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lroy Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 On 22/03/2016 at 8:04 AM, Zorro said: Logistics manager with overall responsibility for refreshment and nutrition coordination, working at the backend for a multinational Fortune 500 company in the service industry. It gives me plenty of time to post on here. Delivery driver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 6 hours ago, Lroy said: Delivery driver. Ha, couldn't quite pin that one down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Magnet Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Look after the grand weans and golf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellymoo Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 I teach people how to bake cakes (amongst other more boring office-based accounts type jobs) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killieboy87 Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Genomics sample assistant. Basically DNA profiling cattle, sheep, goats, dogs, mice, plants, etc. for research companies and also farmers to improve herd management for commercial purposes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorro Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 6 hours ago, killieboy87 said: Genomics sample assistant. Basically DNA profiling cattle, sheep, goats, dogs, mice, plants, etc. for research companies and also farmers to improve herd management for commercial purposes. ^^^ wanks cows for cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killieboy87 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 14 hours ago, Zorro said: ^^^ wanks cows for cash. I'm world class at it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumack Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 On 4/4/2016 at 11:39 PM, Mellymoo said: I teach people how to bake cakes (amongst other more boring office-based accounts type jobs) no way. i'd love that job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumack Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 10 hours ago, killieboy87 said: I'm world class at it though. I bet zorro would fight you for that title. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_geezer Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 On 5 April 2016 at 9:51 PM, Zorro said: ^^^ wanks cows for cash. I can understand wanking off a bull, you might well get some result. Not sure what the point of wanking off a cow would be , or indeed how you would do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdevoy Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I have a doctorate in physics and I am employed as an engineer, that means I understand "things" and make "things" work. That means I have to understand all the ways something can fail to work before I start, which makes some people say I'm a pessimist. But the thing is that no matter how many ways I can think of for something not to work, I always believe that ultimately I will make it work. So really I'm basically a hopeless optimist in a funny sort of way. People are another matter. A complete mystery to me TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skygod Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 51 minutes ago, diamond_geezer said: I can understand wanking off a bull, you might well get some result. Not sure what the point of wanking off a cow would be , or indeed how you would do it. "When I was a kid visiting a friend who lived on a farm. We were in the barn and the cows were being milked, and he said, 'Want to see something funny?' I said yes, of course. "He picked out one cow that he said was particularly juicy, lifted her tail, and began rubbing her clitoris with his finger. 'Watch,' was all he said. She stood perfectly still for about ten seconds, and then almost fell down. We both thought that was hilarious, but he said, 'Watch what happens if I keep doing it.' She began to squat deeper and deeper as he did so, and that was the funniest thing I had ever seen. I laughed so hard I couldn't even watch, and finally had to leave, I was laughing so hard. My parting glimpse of her as I left found her squatting so deeply that the things milking her were lying flat on the floor. Cows can have very expressive faces, and there was no mistaking that look of pure bliss." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumack Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 10 minutes ago, skygod said: "When I was a kid visiting a friend who lived on a farm. We were in the barn and the cows were being milked, and he said, 'Want to see something funny?' I said yes, of course. "He picked out one cow that he said was particularly juicy, lifted her tail, and began rubbing her clitoris with his finger. 'Watch,' was all he said. She stood perfectly still for about ten seconds, and then almost fell down. We both thought that was hilarious, but he said, 'Watch what happens if I keep doing it.' She began to squat deeper and deeper as he did so, and that was the funniest thing I had ever seen. I laughed so hard I couldn't even watch, and finally had to leave, I was laughing so hard. My parting glimpse of her as I left found her squatting so deeply that the things milking her were lying flat on the floor. Cows can have very expressive faces, and there was no mistaking that look of pure bliss." hmmm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrazyKillie Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 Currently finishing off a degree in Criminology... one of those made up courses. Looking forward to graduating and taking a gap yaa (Australia sounds nice) Part timer in a bank call centre, the factories of today ye know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorro Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 6 hours ago, diamond_geezer said: I can understand wanking off a bull, you might well get some result. Not sure what the point of wanking off a cow would be , or indeed how you would do it. I was aware of that, but bulls for cash didn't have the same ring to it old bean. Cheers PE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
virtuocity Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 7 hours ago, skygod said: "When I was a kid visiting a friend who lived on a farm. We were in the barn and the cows were being milked, and he said, 'Want to see something funny?' I said yes, of course. "He picked out one cow that he said was particularly juicy, lifted her tail, and began rubbing her clitoris with his finger. 'Watch,' was all he said. She stood perfectly still for about ten seconds, and then almost fell down. We both thought that was hilarious, but he said, 'Watch what happens if I keep doing it.' She began to squat deeper and deeper as he did so, and that was the funniest thing I had ever seen. I laughed so hard I couldn't even watch, and finally had to leave, I was laughing so hard. My parting glimpse of her as I left found her squatting so deeply that the things milking her were lying flat on the floor. Cows can have very expressive faces, and there was no mistaking that look of pure bliss." Dare I ask? Ok then, I will.... Sauce? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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