Killie1984 Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Saw this and thought it would be fun to do it for Scottish Premiership Managers https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/11/14/if-premier-league-managers-had-normal-jobs/ Derek McInnes: Sky Engineer Takes the family for a two week holiday to Benidorm every summer Neil Lennon: Owns the Smile Bright, teeth whitening clinic. Spends his weekends at the greyhounds Brian Rice: Runs a used car lot, will do you a good deal on a good honest motor. Has featured on BBC rogue traders Daniel Stendel: Owner of a 'adult' entertainment store in Edinburgh. Also enjoys making home movies Jack Ross: IT consultant. Talks only in jargon, drives a volvo Alex Dyer: After a spell as Idris Elbas stunt double, now runs a fitness bootcamp Gary Holt: No nonsense personal trainer, likes to run marathons for a laugh in his spare time Stephen Robinson: Pub landlord, good bants with the regulars Steven Gerrard: Runs an online Liverpool memorabilia store, and Glasgow Liverpool supporter club. Steven Ferguson: Head chef at the local Brewer Fayre. Will only drink craft Ales Tommy Wright: Manager of a Highland knitwear shop. Always popular with the old dears Jim Goodwin: Self employed builder, captain of the local pub team, likes to make his presence felt with the "odd reducer" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skygod Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 I see Alex Dyer as a London Underground employee. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C4mmy31 Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, skygod said: I see Alex Dyer as a London Underground employee. after he went off the rails ? Edited March 18, 2020 by C4mmy31 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Repatriated Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Derek McInnes Runs a backstreet tanning salon "U KNOWS WHEN YOUS BIN TANGOED" Currentlybeing investigated by UK Border Force for illegal immigrant trafficking 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Repatriated Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Neil Lennon Star of many Oral-B adverts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Repatriated Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Steven Gerrard Runs Slippy G's Golf Emporium Never sold a golf ball... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubbs Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Neil Lennon would own his own popcorn company. Derek McInnes would be a master chocolatier..... selling images of himself. Steven Ferguson would be a reality tv 'star' ... cos no-one has a clue who he is. Steven Gerrard would be working in Timpsons ... selling Permagrip soles. Jim Goodwin would be running his own security company .... cos he loves to act the hard man but is just a big fud. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lroy Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Steve Gerrard wouldn't have a job. He'd be standing at Spoon's waiting for it to open in the morning. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Repatriated Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Hanging out with Drew Wylie at Monday Club putting the world to rights 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewarty66 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Lroy said: Steve Gerrard wouldn't have a job. He would. He'd be a cleaner on A wing in HMP Liverpool. Constantly pestering screws about how unfair the system is. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mikastar Posted March 18, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, stewarty66 said: He would. He'd be a cleaner on A wing in HMP Liverpool. Constantly pestering screws about how unfair the system is. Yeh, then putting the yellow ‘wet floor’ sign and proceeds to slip on it himself 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewarty66 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 22 minutes ago, Mikastar said: Yeh, then putting the yellow ‘wet floor’ sign and proceeds to slip on it himself Sound la 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trenwick Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Surely Stevie G would be an Field Turf sales assistant, outlining the benefits of an artificial lawn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpetree Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Tommy Wright as a coach driver - no reason, other than I can see him with the short sleeve shirt & tie combo 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historyman Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Stuart Kettlewell - vampire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 McInnes - working in a research lab, once the fecker has been dyed white that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrazyKillie Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 McInnes would be a basketball coach, there he can finally create his dream of playing a team containing only players over 7 foot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killie1984 Posted March 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Gary Locke, Runs Golden Showers Stag Experiences, know all the best brothels in Eastern Europe Lee Clarke Travelling 'Snake oil' salesman. Never stays in one area moe than a month or two. Wanted for enquiries by trading standards 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historyman Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Bobby Williamson - manager of the local multiplex. 'if you don't like the films that are on then you can always go to the football' 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mclean07 Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 On 3/18/2020 at 7:21 AM, Pompey Exile said: Hanging out with Drew Wylie at Monday Club putting the world to rights The Monday Club is also a group of conservative bigots, racists and misogynists.......just saying. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Repatriated Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Lee Clarke, last seen in the American town of Springfield trying to sell a Monorail. Current where abouts unknown 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Pompey Exile said: Lee Clarke, last seen in the American town of Springfield trying to sell a Monorail. Current where abouts unknown Ill certainly give you Killiefc.com spelling points for that one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetfitter Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 On 3/18/2020 at 7:36 AM, Mikastar said: Yeh, then putting the yellow ‘wet floor’ sign and proceeds to slip on it himself We have a winner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrangodog Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 They are all good, the Tommy Wright one made me laugh out loud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFCSteve Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 I see McInnes as a personal trainer at a local gym, doesn't do much but has loads of desperate housewife clients who he spends most of the time chatting up, always well groomed and wearing a t shirt two sizes too small to show the guns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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