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If Scottish Managers had real jobs


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Saw this and thought it would be fun to do it for Scottish Premiership Managers

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/11/14/if-premier-league-managers-had-normal-jobs/

Derek McInnes:

Sky Engineer

Takes the family for a two week holiday to Benidorm every summer

Neil Lennon:

Owns the Smile Bright, teeth whitening clinic. 

Spends his weekends at the greyhounds

Brian Rice:

Runs a used car lot, will do you a good deal on a good honest motor. 

Has featured on BBC rogue traders

Daniel Stendel:

Owner of a 'adult' entertainment store in Edinburgh. Also enjoys making home movies

Jack Ross:

IT consultant. Talks only in jargon, drives a volvo

Alex Dyer:

After a spell as Idris Elbas stunt double, now runs a fitness bootcamp

Gary Holt:

No nonsense personal trainer, likes to run marathons for a laugh in his spare time

 Stephen Robinson:

Pub landlord, good bants with the regulars

Steven Gerrard:

Runs an online Liverpool memorabilia store, and Glasgow Liverpool supporter club. 

Steven Ferguson:

Head chef at the local Brewer Fayre. 

Will only drink craft Ales

Tommy Wright:

Manager of a Highland knitwear shop. 

Always popular with the old dears

Jim Goodwin:

Self employed builder, captain of the local pub team, likes to make his presence felt with the "odd reducer" 

 

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Neil Lennon would own his own popcorn company.

 

Derek McInnes would be a master chocolatier..... selling images of himself.

 

Steven Ferguson would be a reality tv 'star' ... cos no-one has a clue who he is.

 

Steven Gerrard would be working in Timpsons ... selling Permagrip soles.

 

Jim Goodwin would be running his own security company .... cos he loves to act the hard man but is just a big fud.

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