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I was scrolling through the Kilmarnock FC players section of Wikipedia there and saw the name Tinotenda Chibharo. The name was unfamiliar to me so I clicked on him and his profile claims that he is from Zimbabwe played 18 games for us during 2015-16 season, now I know we went through a lot of players that season but I have absolutely no recollection of him and Im sure that I would eventually recall someone who played as many as 18 games.

 

Is my memory playing tricks on me and he played for us or is someone trying to make their career a wee bit more interesting than it has been by telling a few porkies on wiki? It now claims that he plays in Serbia for  FK Sloboda Uzice.

 

Does he even exist?

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinotenda_Chibharo

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Never heard of him and no recollection of him playing with us. Also highly doubted he was u21s captain of Man City, however a google search shows that at one stage he was photographed playing with a team wearing light blue strips. 

Was spotted as he starred at the African Nations Cup UK??? 

Very strange.

Edited by Gaz of the 20/20

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I'd forgotten about us signing a former Man City u21 captain too!   I've hoovered up all the top talent for Killie in Football Manager over the years, from the likes of Man City and I've never heard of the boy.  Editing Wikipedia pages is probably the least mad thing that happens in Zimbabwe in all fairness. 

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If he played for us 18 times then I can only conclude that he played 18 times in Dingwall and I was out my tits as I've zero recollection of him playing for us.

Although I googled him and this came up?!

Image result for Tinotenda Chibharo kilmarnock

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8 minutes ago, Squirrelhumper said:

If he played for us 18 times then I can only conclude that he played 18 times in Dingwall and I was out my tits as I've zero recollection of him playing for us.

Although I googled him and this came up?!

Image result for Tinotenda Chibharo kilmarnock

That's the longest forehead I've ever seen...

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"Tino commented, 'I was playing up in Scotland at Kilmarnock fc and things weren't really going well in terms of game time.....'"

That's an understatement!

 

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40 minutes ago, Squirrelhumper said:

If he played for us 18 times then I can only conclude that he played 18 times in Dingwall and I was out my tits as I've zero recollection of him playing for us.

Although I googled him and this came up?!

Image result for Tinotenda Chibharo kilmarnock

On me 'ead, son!

He must be a winger's dream to cross to.

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Utter pishtalk. An Ali Dia/Alessandro Zarrelli chancer.

There's a dude on the pitch, in his 'Man City' game wearing a sodding pringle sweater!

 

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Also. No moving images from his 'game' played on a pitch that Sky One's Dream Team would have been embarrassed to use. Remember the close-ups in long grass with daisies & buttercups growing in it?

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It'll be someone on the wind up. His name's probably an anagram of something. There's definitely a tit and a nob in there :)

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I read something that says he was playing U17's in 2017, so that would make him 15 when he was here. According to his Wikipedia he's 25. Something isn't right! If he was 15 then he maybe played 18 games for one of our youth sides.

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2 hours ago, Squirrelhumper said:

If he played for us 18 times then I can only conclude that he played 18 times in Dingwall and I was out my tits as I've zero recollection of him playing for us.

Although I googled him and this came up?!

Image result for Tinotenda Chibharo kilmarnock

He looks like Andi Peters mated with Beaker from the Muppets. 

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7 hours ago, Ally said:

It'll be someone on the wind up. His name's probably an anagram of something. There's definitely a tit and a nob in there :)

Head tit rhino bacon
Nobhead tit chariot
Oh, Titanic head born

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4 minutes ago, Lroy said:

Head tit rhino bacon
 

Sounds like a Nigerian prince that has $40,000,000 waiting for me

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He's probably best remembered for his very successful spell at us, naturally, but I always look back fondly on his turn as Gerald in the TV show 'Hey Arnold!'

 

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