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If Scottish Managers had real jobs

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Saw this and thought it would be fun to do it for Scottish Premiership Managers

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/11/14/if-premier-league-managers-had-normal-jobs/

Derek McInnes:

Sky Engineer

Takes the family for a two week holiday to Benidorm every summer

Neil Lennon:

Owns the Smile Bright, teeth whitening clinic. 

Spends his weekends at the greyhounds

Brian Rice:

Runs a used car lot, will do you a good deal on a good honest motor. 

Has featured on BBC rogue traders

Daniel Stendel:

Owner of a 'adult' entertainment store in Edinburgh. Also enjoys making home movies

Jack Ross:

IT consultant. Talks only in jargon, drives a volvo

Alex Dyer:

After a spell as Idris Elbas stunt double, now runs a fitness bootcamp

Gary Holt:

No nonsense personal trainer, likes to run marathons for a laugh in his spare time

 Stephen Robinson:

Pub landlord, good bants with the regulars

Steven Gerrard:

Runs an online Liverpool memorabilia store, and Glasgow Liverpool supporter club. 

Steven Ferguson:

Head chef at the local Brewer Fayre. 

Will only drink craft Ales

Tommy Wright:

Manager of a Highland knitwear shop. 

Always popular with the old dears

Jim Goodwin:

Self employed builder, captain of the local pub team, likes to make his presence felt with the "odd reducer" 

 

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6 hours ago, skygod said:

I see Alex Dyer as a London Underground employee. 

 

after he went off the rails ?

Edited by C4mmy31

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Derek McInnes

Runs a backstreet tanning salon "U KNOWS WHEN YOUS BIN TANGOED"

Currentlybeing investigated by UK Border Force for illegal immigrant trafficking

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Neil Lennon would own his own popcorn company.

 

Derek McInnes would be a master chocolatier..... selling images of himself.

 

Steven Ferguson would be a reality tv 'star' ... cos no-one has a clue who he is.

 

Steven Gerrard would be working in Timpsons ... selling Permagrip soles.

 

Jim Goodwin would be running his own security company .... cos he loves to act the hard man but is just a big fud.

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Steve Gerrard wouldn't have a job. He'd be standing at Spoon's waiting for it to open in the morning.

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1 hour ago, Lroy said:

Steve Gerrard wouldn't have a job. 

He would. 

He'd be a cleaner on A wing in HMP Liverpool. 

Constantly pestering screws about how unfair the system is. 

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22 minutes ago, Mikastar said:

Yeh, then putting the yellow ‘wet floor’ sign and proceeds to slip on it himself 

 

xD

Sound la

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Gary Locke,

Runs Golden Showers Stag Experiences, know all the best brothels in Eastern Europe 

Lee Clarke

Travelling 'Snake oil' salesman. 

Never stays in one area moe than a month or two. Wanted for enquiries by trading standards 

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Bobby Williamson - manager of the local multiplex.

'if you don't like the films that are on then you can always go to the football'

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On 3/18/2020 at 7:21 AM, Pompey Exile said:

Hanging out with Drew Wylie at Monday Club putting the world to rights

The Monday Club is also a group of conservative bigots, racists and misogynists.......just saying.

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2 hours ago, Pompey Exile said:

Lee Clarke, last seen in the American town of Springfield trying to sell a Monorail. Current where abouts unknown

Ill certainly give you Killiefc.com spelling points for that one

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On 3/18/2020 at 7:36 AM, Mikastar said:

Yeh, then putting the yellow ‘wet floor’ sign and proceeds to slip on it himself 

 

We have a winner

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I see McInnes as a personal trainer at a local gym, doesn't do much but has loads of desperate housewife clients who he spends most of the time chatting up, always well groomed and wearing a t shirt two sizes too small to show the guns

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