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Wife : look at that drunk guy .

Husband : who is he ?

Wife : 10years back he proposed to me 

Husband : oh my god he’s still celebrating 

don’t know what the MODS will allow , I know that Pie and Bovril have a NSFW forum perhaps that could be looked into , for the riskier examples ? 

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Man comes home to find his mate shagging his wife .

So he stabs him to death and says to his wife “what do you have to say for yourself?” 
 

She replies “ carry on like that and you’ll have no mates left “ 

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On 4/1/2020 at 1:45 PM, Bonbon19 said:

Wife : look at that drunk guy .

Husband : who is he ?

Wife : 10years back he proposed to me 

Husband : oh my god he’s still celebrating 

don’t know what the MODS will allow , I know that Pie and Bovril have a NSFW forum perhaps that could be looked into , for the riskier examples ? 

I'd get barred from that one quickly, lol

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A higgs boson particle walks into a church

"Get out, your kind's not welcome in here" exclaims the priest.

"But Father, without me you can't have mass"

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Irish Teacher asks the class “ who was Robin Hoods girlfriend ?” 
 

Wee Johnny says quick as a flash  “ please miss it’s Trudy Glen “ 

Teacher “ that’s incorrect , I thought everyone knew it was Maid Marion ? Why did you say Trudy ?” 
 

Wee Johnny “ Because it says so in the song miss “

” What song Johnny ? ‘
 

Robin Hood , Robin Hood ....riding Trudy Glen  
 

 

Edited by Bonbon19

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3 hours ago, Lroy said:

Jesus. This thread is like my Uncle Billy's Facebook timeline.

I have to scroll through my what'sapps to find any which are suitable for this thread, as most are way worse than anything on here so far. 

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10 minutes ago, Beaker71 said:

I have to scroll through my what'sapps to find any which are suitable for this thread, as most are way worse than anything on here so far. 

I don't mean they're "not suitable," I'm mean it's old people Facebook material. Please don't post pictures of minions.

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14 minutes ago, Lroy said:

I don't mean they're "not suitable," I'm mean it's old people Facebook material. Please don't post pictures of minions.

Oh beleive me lost of them are not suitable at all.

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7 hours ago, Scooby_Doo said:

This reminds me of when non-techies realised you could forward an e-mail.

Sad times.

How dare you , I use WhatsApp!! 
 

That’s the trouble with you youngsters along with sex you think you invented humour ;) 

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1 hour ago, Beaker71 said:

EDIT: No images with swearing that'd be blocked by the swear filter please.

Sorry,  just thought it was funny. 

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21 hours ago, Bonbon19 said:

How dare you , I use WhatsApp!! 
 

That’s the trouble with you youngsters along with sex you think you invented humour ;) 

Why thank you, I haven't been called young for a long time!

Note I said when people were forwarding e-mails - we're talking twenty years ago now!

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On 4/26/2020 at 11:58 AM, Lroy said:

I don't mean they're "not suitable," I'm mean it's old people Facebook material. Please don't post pictures of minions.

que-2.jpg

 

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